Melanie is coming back

The Monday reset

Everything ready for her first morning back

• Her coffee orderWhatever she wants
• Her deskCleared and cozy
• A fresh notebookUnopened
• Baby photosRequested, please
• Every inside joke we saved upWaiting
• A very warm welcomeGlowing

Marketing ops without Melanie

A gentle status report from the team holding it together

• HubSpot workflowsAfraid to touch
• UTM linksFeral
• Lead routingRunning on hope
• “Who set this up?”Asked daily
• The weekly team meetingMostly vibes
• Our metricsRounded generously
• Docket implementationTechnically works
• Things we definitely didn’t breakProbably fine
• The rest of usCounting the days

We tried our best. Please don’t look at the dashboards until you’ve had coffee.